Never Mind The Eggnog

You’ve never seen three ships like these! Featuring a killer live performance of punk rock fury to swab the deck by! A litany of pounding drums, chainsaw-like guitars and ripping leads to ring in your holiday season the old fashioned way... by deafening you!

Power chords come blasting right outta the gate on this uptempo punk rock reimagining of the classic Christmas staple. A blistering live performance by Xmas Punks will have your extended relatives moshing in no time!

Public domain Christmas classics never sounded so punky! This lively power pop performance will help Santa deliver some high-voltage guitars, relentless drums and throbbing bass right under your Xmas tree!

A super up-tempo punk rock two-step guaranteed to get you pogo-ing and bouncing over to the egg nog table! A messy, gritty live performance brings this Christmas classic home for the holidays…

There’s a mosh pit going on up on the rooftop this year folks! Hosted by your favorite savage Xmas punks delivering the gift of blazing electric guitars and thunderous drums for your listening displeasure! Add a dash of seasonal jingle bells to the mix and all you’ve got to lose this Christmas is your hearing!

It doesn’t get grittier than this, and punchy guitars don’t get more messy… Add a drummer and a bass player to the naughty list and you’ve got all the makings of a mid-tempo punk rock two-step banger to warm your cockles!

A high-octane, blistering rendition of this Christmas classic, bursting outta the gate with a shower of guitars, xmas spirit (and jingle bells!) Irresponsibly loosely performed by your favorite holiday punk band, Xmas Punks!

Who said tubular bells and punk rock don’t go together?!? Certainly not us! Old school punk attitude and holiday spirit collide and morph into a new Xmas classic to get your bells jingling!

A scorching live performance of an old school Christmas classic, only with more guitars and punk rock attitude! A crispy, tight live band performance blasts the crap outta that little town and leaves only a huge mess to clean up! Featuring electric guitar solos ablaze… and jingle bells.

This mid-tempo punk reimagining of Silent Night ain’t so silent! Big melodic leads and an exciting live performance will enhance your Yuletide season - in the noisiest way!